A Joke Shamelessly borrowed off another Blog

Posted: 19/06/2011 in Uncategorized

I am shameless, I am – borrowed from Cape Town News

The Busty Blonde

A man is in a queue at Pick n Pay and sees this busty blonde staring at him. He can’t believe his luck. Then she starts waving.

“Excuse me, do I know you?”, he asks.

“Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids”, she says, proudly.

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says, “Bloody hell, are you the whore I shagged on my stag night, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a hair brush up my arse?”

“No!” she wails, completely embarrassed, “I’m your son’s English teacher!”

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