Turns out, Arnie came back…

When Arnold Schwarzenegger muttered the phrase, “I’ll be back!” in the Terminator, I don’t think that neither he nor the script writer realised how prophetic those words would be.  In the movie, Arnie played the part of a machine sent back in time to kill a young boy. He arrived in the present day having been sent by the machines that had taken over the world in the future, and were killing off human beings.

We have received assurances from experts that this was fiction and can never happen. They lied…

To day I discovered that my ISP has been taken over by machines and that they have killed off the humans. Let me present the evidence, so you can see what I mean. Here is part of the email I received:

Thank you for contacting us. This is an automated response confirming the receipt of your ticket. One of our staff will get back to you as soon as possible. For your records, the details of the ticket are listed below. When replying, please make sure that the ticket ID is kept in the subject line to ensure that your replies are tracked appropriately.

Then again, my service provider has proved themselves to be quite useless, maybe the machines can do better!

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